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Funny Quotes - Page 211

People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.

"Life and taxes". Interview with Lynn Barber, www.theguardian.com. July 09, 2006.

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.

"Fictional character: Otto". "A Fish Called Wanda", 1988.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet