Funny Quotes - Page 200
"The End of the Universe". Comedy Album, 2002.
Lenny Bruce (1992). “How to Talk Dirty and Influence People”, p.53, Simon and Schuster
Khalil Gibran (2015). “A Tear And A Smile - Parables, Stories, and Poems of Khalil Gibran”, p.22, Editora Dracaena
Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.
1982 Quoted in the Observer,1Aug.
Joshua Slocum (1985). “The Voyages of Joshua Slocum”, p.372, Sheridan House, Inc.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings (1972). “Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day”
Catch-22 ch. 3 (1961)
I think once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.
"My Sister's Keeper". Book by Jodi Picoult, April 6, 2004.