Fun Quotes - Page 224

If we could only find the courage to leave our destiny to chance, to accept the fundamental mystery of our lives, then we might be closer to the sort of happiness that comes with innocence.

I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.

In cross examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

It does not seem proper to speak of one attribute of God as being more central and fundamental than another; but if this were permissible, the Scriptural emphasis on the holiness of God would seem to justify its selection.

I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

I've watched a lot of guys through the years, and they hold their breath until they finally win The Big One, thinking then they can exhale and chill out. You have to breathe through life, man. Have fun

We live in a world of self-deprecation, and while it’s healthy to make fun of ourselves from time to time, it bothers me when I see women of all ages belittling their accomplishments because they don’t want to appear boastful or overconfident. You don’t see a lot of guys out there underplaying their strengths or making light of what they’re good at, so why should women? While I get that there’s a fine line between owning your accomplishments and reciting every line of your résumé, there is absolutely no shame in being proud of what you’ve managed to achieve! Own it!

We really care about our brand. We really want it to stand for high quality. We want people to be excited about it, for it to be fun.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

If you are wearing clothes that you enjoy wearing, everything you do in life becomes fun.

I guess good things come to those who wait.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

It's fun, in a way, to explore what's risky in one's life.

I had the classic 40 meltdown, I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

In the beginning, the feminine principle was seen as the fundamental cosmic force. All ancient peoples believed that the world was created by a female Diety.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.