Fun Quotes - Page 225

We know for a fact the Russians tried to change the outcome of our election, attacking the very fundamental of democracy. We know they did that. We need to know how, we need to know why, and most of all we need to know what to do to prevent this kind of activity, which they continue to carry on in free nations around the world.

I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It makes you fight. Not fight like antagonistic. But fight for what you believe.

If you are gonna live your life, just try to not be crazy, have fun but have some focus and some purpose and try to know what that is. If you don't know now, try to figure it out.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

It is a fundamental rule of human life, that if the approach is good, the response is good.

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.

Instead of seeing depression as a dysfunction, it is a functioning phenomenon. It stops you cold, sets you down, makes you damn miserable.

I recently went to my staircase at Clare College, Cambridge and there were women there! There have been a lot of convincing studies recently about the loss of productivity in the Western male. It may be that entertainment culture now is so engaging that it keeps people satisfied. We didn't have that. Science was much more fun than listening to the radio. When you are 16 or 17 and in that inherently semi-lonely period when you are deciding whether to be an intellectual, many now don't bother.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

Because that's what Hermione does,' said Ron, shrugging. 'When in doubt, go to the library.

Fashion is meant to be fun.

God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.

I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand, a warm smile on my face, and great music in the background, because that's what gets a dinner party off to a fun start.

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.