Fun Quotes - Page 223

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

Only the shallow know themselves.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.

Look up there! That's the sky!

Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...!

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

They were so much alike and they become best friends. It was a wonderful relationship. They respected each other, and they never put each other down. With every step they took together, they were happy. There was no envy or jealousy; there was no control, there was no possessiveness. Their relationship kept growing and growing. They loved to be together because when they were together, they had alot of fun. When they were not together, they missed each other.

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy.

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it became less about making money and more about having fun.

For since most of our living is unconscious, play is like matchstrokes in the void, bringing into light the structures we behave by, illuminating for us, however briefly, our deep meanings.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.