Fun Quotes - Page 220

Does it really matter if I choose the bus over a BMW, and generic over Gucci? Because the car, the wardrobe, the zip code-those are just nouns, things that are fun to have around, sure, but in the end, they have nothing to do with the real me. Nothing to do with who I really am.

I love the relays. Track is such an individual sport, so it's fun to do something together.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Write to me and don't be so lazy. Otherwise I shall have to give you a thrashing. What fun! I'll break your head.

The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Common sense ain't common.

Dance is fun! It lifts the spirit, stringthens the body, and stimulates the mind.

The composition is the organized sum of the interior functions of every part of the work.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.

I like to build things, I like to do things. I am having a lot of fun .

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

I drink therefore I am.

Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.

There's a kind of a fundamental irresponsibility in playwriting, and the strength of playwriting comes from that irresponsibility.

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.