Fun Quotes - Page 219

Just because war is hell doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun.

My mom told me as a youngster I was always intellectual, like as far as being able to adapt fast and quick. But I had a fun childhood, went to regular school.

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."

I'm a big health-food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

I think it is undeniably true that the human brain must work in models. The trick is to have your brain work better than the other person's brain because it understands the most fundamental models- ones that will do most work per unit.

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Blaise Pascal used to mark with charcoal the walls of his playroom, seeking a means of making a circle perfectly round and a triangle whose sides and angle were all equal. He discovered these things for himself and then began to seek the relationship which existed between them. He did not know any mathematical terms and so he made up his own. Using these names he made axioms and finally developed perfect demonstrations, until he had come to the thirty-second proposition of Euclid.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

It is not music's function to express rational necessities.

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.

The way to find your happiness joy is to make a list of all the things that are fun for YOU to do. Then do some of those things everyday.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.