Fun Quotes - Page 216

We are human beings, beings whose fundamental food is the experience of truth.

It's great to win, but it's also great fun just to be in the thick of any truly well and hard fought contest against opponents you respect, whatever the outcome.

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?

Thank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Have fun - a smile is the most beautiful thing on a woman.

If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.

I don't hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It's very liberating. It's very empowering, and I've learned a lot of that from Jay-Shawn Carter-Z, because his approach to life is very internal. It's a very good lesson to learn.

Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.

I am blessed for what I have, but I believed in it from the beginning. Today, the dream is the same: I still want to travel, I still want to entertain, and I most certainly still want to have fun.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Money is always there but the pockets change.

The function of the law is not to provide justice or to preserve freedom. The function of the law is to keep those who hold power, in power.

He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day...needs to reorganize his life

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.