Fun Quotes - Page 222

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

The mutual fund industry and small investors are very relentless and very unforgiving if people don't perform.

It's wonderful to travel with somebody that you love and we never travel anywhere without one another.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had the wrong idea first, and so on. So there isn't any place to publish, in a dignified manner, what you actually did in order to get to do the work, although, there has been in these days, some interest in this kind of thing.

Solutions are not the answer.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

A boyfriend or a girlfriend may be fun, but cannot become a door to the deepest that is hidden in each and everyone. With a girlfriend you can be sexually related, but love cannot grow. Love needs deep roots. Sexuality is possible on the surface, but sexuality is just animal, biological. It can be beautiful if it is part of a deeper love, but if it is not part of a deeper love it is the most ugly thing possible; the ugliest, because then there is no communion - you simply touch each other and separate. Only bodies meet, but not you - not I, not thou. This has happened in all relationships.

We are all driven by an invisible whip. Some run, some have fun, some are hip, some tip, some dip, but we all must answer to the invisible whip.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

And yet as a coach, I know that being fixated on winning (or more likely, not losing) is counterproductive, especially when it causes you to lose control of your emotions. What’s more, obsessing about winning is a loser’s game: The most we can hope for is to create the best possible conditions for success, then let go of the outcome. The ride is a lot more fun that way.

The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.

Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'

The dueling maturity levels in high school is such a source of comedy to me. I was always such a late developer. I was last to walk. I was last to ride a bike. I was last to have sex. That's why it's fun to portray one side of your childhood onscreen.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Action is the fundamental key to success.