Fun Quotes - Page 177

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Character roles only indicate that they're very different from who you are as a person, and for me, it's fun hiding behind characters that are so unlike who I am.

There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

The first time The Runaways played in Britain, Joan Jett wore my bullet belt onstage. The Runaways were really the first all-girl band to really strut their stuff and say, "F**k you." "Cherry Bomb" was the best song for a girl band to sing. It was just outrageous at the time. There were American families sitting on the sofa watching television going, "F**k me." It was great fun.

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.

When I grow up I am going to be a ballerina. I will be in Giselle. It will be so much fun being a ballerina.

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

I mean, like, rock n' roll was always about spirit and fun.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Sport climbing is a lot like sport f*#king. It's a lot of fun and requires no commitment.

Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Get the right people on the bus, the wrong people off the bus, and the right people in the right seats...

The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.