Fun Quotes - Page 175

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

No one is fit to judge a book until he has rounded Cape Horn in a sailing vessel, until he has bumped into two or three icebergs, until he has been lost in the sands of the desert, until he has spent a few years in the House of the Dead.

In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said ‘looks like we’re a couple of peeing Toms.’ His angry silence is something I’ll never forget.

I really tried out for the part of Harry Potter, but they ended up picking me for the part of the enemy of Harry. Actually it is really fun playing the bad kid because it just has so many interesting qualities to it. And Daniel Radcliffe and I get along really well off set so it's really fun filming.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

Its so funny whenever things come full circle.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.

It's not what people do to us that hurts us. In the most fundamental sense, it is our chosen response to what they do to us that hurts us.

I don't think I'm too mean to celebrities. I poke fun, but I think in the end, they always win.

Memory has always been fundamental for me. In fact, remembering what I had forgotten is the way most of the poems get started.

God is in everyone. God is in you and you are God. Strengthen this fundamental truth. When you propagate this truth, that is the real service. It is the service that will take you to closer proximity, a boat. In this ocean of life, take the help of this boat and gain the proximity.

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.