Fun Quotes - Page 178

Fundamental analysis seeks to establish how underlying values are reflected in stock prices, whereas the theory of reflexivity shows how stock prices can influence underlying values

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive?

The most fundamental constraint is limited time

One half who graduate from college never read another book.

There is no hell. There is only France.

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

One of the deepest functions of a living organisms is to look ahead... to produce future.

When I was a kid--10, 11, 12, 13--the thing I wanted most in the world was a best friend. I wanted to be important to people; to have people that understood me. I wanted to just be close to somebody. And back then, a thought would go through my head almost constantly: "There's never gonna be a room someplace where there's a group of people sitting around, having fun, hanging out, where one of them goes, 'You know what would be great? We should call Fiona. Yeah, that would be good.' That'll never happen. There's nothing interesting about me." I just felt like I was a sad little boring thing.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

Basketballs dont hold grudges!