Fun Quotes - Page 176

The ego-drama is nothing compared with the theo-drama. The fun begins when we let God write our stories.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

But I'm just having fun playing and giving Botox injections to the older songs.

I don't know what's wrong with that girl.

Love can never really be a great base for marriage because love is fun and play. If you marry someone for love you will be frustrated, because soon the fun is gone, the newness is gone, and boredom sets in. Marriage is for deep friendship, deep intimacy. Love is implied in it, but it is not alone. So marriage is spiritual. It is spiritual. There are many things which you can never develop alone. Even your own growth needs someone to respond, someone so intimate that you can open yourself totally to him or her.

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

It (LSD) opened my eyes. We only use one-tenth of our brain. Just think of what we could accomplish if we could only tap that hidden part! It would mean a whole new world if the politicians would take LSD. There wouldn't be any more war or poverty or famine.

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.

I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

We're a team, and just by the nature of our sport, we're always promoted together. I think we are definitely two different people with two different personalities, but we're always linked.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.