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Fun Quotes - Page 179

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward.

YouTube Chanel "xanopher"/ "Dan Quayle Video Collage (Bloopers)", www.youtube.com. October 8, 2006.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Song: Men & Women, Album: Words Words Words

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Bill Maher (2002). “When You Ride Alone You Ride with Bin Laden: What the Government Should be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism”, Phoenix Books Incorporated

Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

"Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road". TV Special, www.imdb.com. June 15, 2006.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

"Bill Bailey: Tinselworm". Documentary, Comedy, 2008.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

Andrew Carnegie, Benjamin Franklin (2015). “The ABC of Money: Including The Way to Wealth and The Gospel of Wealth”, p.72, Cosimo Classics