Fun Quotes - Page 180

Part of being a revolutionary is creating a vision that is more humane. That is more fun, too. That is more loving. It's really working to create something beautiful.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

There is no way that we can understand it all. So the heart's response to that mystery is faith - a trust in the fundamental orderliness of the universe.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

I do think about The Flash often. I think that could be a really fun role to play at some point. That's right up my alley. I just want somebody to believe in me that I could be a Superhero.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.

The Society or Fraternity of Freemasons is more in the nature of a system of Philosophy or of moral and social virtues taught by symbols, allegories, and lectures based upon fundamental truths, the observance of which tends to promote stability of character, conservatism, morality and good citizenship.

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.

In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.

Moral indignation in most cases is, 2% moral, 48% indignation, and 50% envy.

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

It was not their irritating assumption of equality that annoyed Nicholai so much as their cultural confusions. The Americans seemed to confuse standard of living with quality of life, equal opportunity with institutionalized mediocrity, bravery with courage, machismo with manhood, liberty with freedom, wordiness with articulation, fun with pleasure - in short, all of the misconceptions common to those who assume that justice implies equality for all, rather than equality for equals.

When I was taught the Gyokko Ryu Koshijutsu Kihon Gata, there were in this engendering of fundamental form the eight methods. *I was told that this kihon happo is the origin of all budo. So I say to you earnestly, you make this the basis and teach it to your students.

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them.

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.