Fun Quotes - Page 174

In opera, there is always too much singing.

Everyone has their own sound, and if you're heard enough, folks will come to recognize it. Style however, is a different thing. Try to express your own ideas. It's much more difficult to do, but the rewards are there if you're good enough to pull it off.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

I think I don't take myself too seriously. You know as far as, it's a fun life. I take my music serious, but I like to have fun.

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

The only good in pretending is the fun we get out of fooling ourselves that we fool somebody.

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

If I can show that a woman can run 26 miles, and run it well -- stride for stride with the men -- that is going to throw all the rest of the prejudices and all the misconceptions and all of the so-called reasons for keeping women down that have existed for the past how many centuries? Centuries of this stuff! And so I sort of chuckled to myself and thought, 'Oh, this is going to be fun! I'm going to turn the whole thing on its head.'

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

From the start it has been the theatre's business to entertain people ... it needs no other passport than fun.

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.

It's not just about life, of course; it's about healthy life. Getting frail and miserable and dependent is no fun, whether or not dying may be fun.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I am a deeply superficial person.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.