Fun Quotes - Page 171

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Life's not about money. Look at achievements, accomplishments . It's about having fun. It's about enjoying life.

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

Suicide, is a persons privilege. I don't believe it's a sin or a crime it's your right if you do. Though it doesn't get you anywhere.

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny.

You have chosen the wrong path if it's not fun. And you are probably not taking enough risk if it's not hard and rocky sometimes.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.

I believe in stopping work and eating lunch.

I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."

Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

As long as you're excited about what you're playing, and as long as it comes from your heart, it's going to be great.

Liberty of conscience is for those who truly fear the Lord. A fundamental task of the state is the establishment of pure religion.

Catholic school graduates exhibit a wide variety of qualities that will not only help them in their careers but also in their family and community lives.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre

I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.