Fun Quotes - Page 168

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.

Your heart is my piñata.

I like doing arts and crafts, so I would probably go to one of those fun little ceramic places and go paint some plates and do something fun like that

We have to get to the point where each individual, each corporation, each community chooses low carbon, because it makes fundamental sense. It should become a no-brainer.

Conventionality is not morality.

Femininity is a lot of power. It's allure. And the moment you start competing directly with a man, it's not that fun.

Theorems are fun especially when you are the prover, but then the pleasure fades. What keeps us going are the unsolved problems.

I'm gonna play something so funky you can smell it

Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.

You heard about, through word of mouth, Big Bird is out, he's in the house. He's turnin' up, with Snuffleup, They're really gettin' their hustle up. They stick together like Velcro, There Grover go, there's Elmo. And Cookie Monster there, look he likes To take selfies with his cell phone. They got a homegirl named Abby, Her last name is Cadabby, I showed her my report card, She said, 'Not too shabby!' They got all types of cool kids there, It's lots of fun if you live there, One thing I keep forgettin' about Sesame Street... How do you get there?

I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool." Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?