Fun Quotes - Page 162

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

The bad boy: always more fun.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

I only do this because I'm having fun. The day I stop having fun, I'll just walk away.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

The conditions of a true critique and a true creation are the same: the destruction of an image of thought which presupposes itself and the genesis of the act of thinking in thought itself. Something in the world forces us to think. This something is an object not of recognition but of a fundamental encounter

I sang in a rock band when I was training as a lawyer. You know, not professional, we just did it for fun. We just did gigs all over Edinburgh and some in Glasgow and some at festivals.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

To serve the Word is to fulfill the highest function of which man is capable.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Insofar as poetry has a social function it is to awaken sleepers by other means than shock.