Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
When you see a good person, think of becoming like her/him. When you see someone not so good, reflect on your own weak points.
Everyone talks about how hard it is to have a kid, and that scares you into waiting. It obviously is tough [to be a parent], but when you feel that love, and it's instant, and it's so cool, so fun. When your baby smiles at you or when you just hold your baby, it's a pretty awesome feeling.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases.
Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
You have to master not only the art of listening to your head, you must also master listening to your heart and listening to your gut.
I just like having fun with my style and keeping it new.
It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
(Talking about his first computer) Like all kids we not only fooled around with our toys, we changed them. If you've ever watched a child with a cardboard carton and a box of crayons create a spaceship with cool control panels, or listened to their improvised rules, such as "Red cars can jump all others," then you know that this impulse to make a toy do more is at the heart of innovative childhood play. It is also the essence of creativity.
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left.
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away
How is it possible for me to be so miserable and embarrassed and humiliated and beaten an function still talk and smile and concentrate?
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
It's the mishaps that make it fun, and brings you the surprise.
