Fun Quotes - Page 161

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.

I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

It's fun to pretend you're a little kid, you get to use your imagination and live in a world that's not real.

Fun. I'm not the kind of guy kids picked on in school, but I've seen it happen. I've never really given much thought to being cool. I don't really think about it one way or the other.

I'm shy, but when the time comes to be wild, I'm fun-loving, adventurous, and mysterious.

A hobby is only fun if you don't have time to do it.

Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

Any fool can carry on, but a wise man knows how to shorten sail in time.

Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

And So This Is Christmas; And What Have We Done? Another Year Over; A New One Just Begun; And So Happy Christmas; I Hope You Have Fun; The Near And The Dear Ones; The Old And The Young.

I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries. And I know that the expression CrackBerry has been going around, but now I fully understand it. I'm actually addicted to a piece of machinery, and that's really embarrassing

I am all in favour of spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled.

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

I assume most guitar players are like me. They're playing, having fun; then they get a magazine in the mail that says "Shred Is Dead" and they say, "What the Hell?" They throw it away and keep on playing.

Guitars are fun. There are plenty of different kinds to play. They look cool. They sound cool. Don't you want to play guitar?

They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.

If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.

The easy path of aging is to become a thick-skinned, unbudging curmudgeon, a battle-ax. To grow soft and sweet is the harder way.