Fun Quotes - Page 159

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

The secret to a really great friendship is just creating fun memories whenever you're with that person.

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

It's us fun being a horse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

If people don't like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that's too bad. I don't want to change to be something that I'm not for other people to like me.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.

Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

As long as I can focus on enjoying what I'm doing, having fun, I know I'll play well.

The best photographers are super nice people and that its not a coincidence. Great photographers genuinely like people, and people can feel that. That's what makes people feel comfortable. It is important to appear confident with clients, but it is more important to not be afraid to act like a fool, have fun, laugh and shake your hips to get people comfortable.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.