Fun Quotes - Page 156

Pretending to be a princess is fun, but it is definitely not a career.

Your work isn't a high stakes, nail-biting professional challenge. It's a form of play. Lighten up and have fun with it.

Time spent with a cat is never wasted.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

I have tried to be as eclectic as I possibly can with my professional life, and so far it's been pretty fun.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.

A Zen master, when asked where he would go after he died, replied, 'To Hell, for that's where help is needed most.'

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.

The reason adults should look as though they are having fun, is to give kids a reason to want to grow up.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.