Fun Quotes - Page 154

Some friends don't understand this. They don't understand how desperate I am to have someone say, I love you and I support you just the way you are because you're wonderful just the way you are. They don't understand that I can't remember anyone ever saying that to me. I am so demanding and difficult for my friends because I want to crumble and fall apart before them so that they will love me even though I am no fun, lying in bed, crying all the time, not moving. Depression is all about If you loved me you would.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

It is not enough that we build products that function, that are understandable and usable, we also need to build products that bring joy and excitement, pleasure and fun, and, yes, beauty to people's lives.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

When entertaining, it's great to wow your guests with an outstanding recipe, but it's also very important to design a menu that's not too demanding of yourself, otherwise everybody will have fun but you. A great appetizer or simpler dish is a good way to work a menu that's delicious but does not impose too much effort or time spent in the kitchen.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants.

I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their eggs in one basket.

The dead don't die. They look on and help.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel.

The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.

If there's not love present, it's much, much harder to function. When there's love present, it's easier to deal with life.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Nothing said I had to crash.

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.