Authors:

Fun Quotes - Page 152

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.288, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

"Comedy gold: Norm Macdonald's Me Doing Standup" by Leo Benedictus, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2013.

After you have wept and grieved for your physical losses, cherish the functions and the life you have left.

Morrie Schwartz (2011). “Morrie In His Own Words: Life Wisdom From a Remarkable Man”, p.12, Pan Macmillan

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three.

"Song: "Live With Me" ("Let It Bleed")". December 5, 1969.

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.

Kerry Diamond, Kevyn Aucoin (2004). “Kevyn Aucoin a Beautiful Life: The Success, Struggles, and Beauty Secrets of a Legendary Makeup Artist”, p.139, Simon and Schuster

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

John Wayne, Carol Lea Mueller (2007). “The Quotable John Wayne: The Grit and Wisdom of an American Icon”, p.11, Taylor Trade Publications

In the long run we are all dead.

A Tract on Monetary Reform ch. 3 (1923)