Fun Quotes - Page 149

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Relax. Just relax and have fun doing what you're doing. Don't worry so much about being results oriented. Just commit yourself to the moment.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Shortly after I met my mentor he asked me, ‘Mr. Rohn, how much money have you saved and invested over the last six years?’ And I said, ‘None.’ He then asked, ‘Who sold you on that plan?’

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

All the big powers... they've silenced me. So much for free speech and choice on this fundamental human right.

Whatever advice you give, be short.

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

I am a sundial, and I make a botch Of what is done much better by a watch.

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.

Most of the really good songs are dead true. ... It had to have happened to have the song be there. Every time I've tried to make stuff up it just kind of falls flat. So the majority of my work is something that happened to me, I saw happen to someone else, or a friend of mine told me happened. There is a certain amount of theatrical and poetic license. People are supposed to like it, that's why you're doing it. It's supposed to be fun. It's not brain surgery, it's heart surgery. They're just songs.

You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.

Funk is fun. And it's also a state of mind, ... But it's all the ramifications of that state of mind. Once you've done the best you can, funk it!

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.

I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers.

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Yes, about ten minutes.