Fun Quotes - Page 146

We try to evade the question of existence with property, prestige, power, possession, production, fun, and, ultimately, by trying to forget that we- that I- exist. No matter how much he thinks of God or goes to church, or how much he believes in religious ideas , if he, the whole man, is deaf to the question of existence, if he does not have an answer to it, he is marking time, and he lives and dies like one of the million things he produces. He thinks of God, instead of experiencing God.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

You're playing a game, whether it's Little League or Game 7 of the Word Series. It's impossible to do well unless you're having a good time. People talk about pressure. Yeah, there's pressure. But I just look at it as fun.

When people aren't having any fun, they seldom produce good work. Kill the grimness with laughter. Encourage exuberance. Get rid of sad dogs that spread gloom.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

The idea of caring is that someone is making money faster [than you are] is one of the deadly sins. Envy is a really stupid sin because it’s the only one you could never possibly have any fun at. There’s a lot of pain and no fun. Why would you want to get on that trolley?

I do like escapism. I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

But you shall not escape my iambics.

Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.

Mania starts off fun, not sleeping for days, keeping company with your brain, which has become a wonderful computer, showing 24 TV channels all about you. That goes horribly wrong after awhile.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.