Fun Quotes - Page 143

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

You can parody and make fun of almost anything, but that does not turn the universe into a caricature.

The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

What the poet is searching for is not the fundamental I but the deep you.

You listen to your favorite song just until you're almost getting sick of it, and then it's so fun to rediscover it after a couple of months.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

It's fun to be liked, but when standing up for what you believe in, it's also very fun not to be liked.

Dysfunctions can occur in each of the self-regulatory subfunctions-in how personal experiences are self-monitored and cognitively processed, in the evaluative self-standards that are adopted, and in the evaluative self-reactions to one's own behavior.. Problems at any one of these points can create self-dissatisfactions and dejection. dysfunctions in all aspects of the self system are most apt to produce the most chronic self-disparagement and despondency

My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

You're getting to know who the great chefs are through their books.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When you lose a couple of times, it makes you realize how difficult it is to win.

To me, theater is the mecca; if you really love to act, that's where it's the most fun, by a long shot.

I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.