Fun Quotes - Page 141

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

A book is really like a lover. It arranges itself in your life in a way that is beautiful.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

The experience of space is not a privilege of the gifted few, but a biological function.

Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.

You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

The form follows the function.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

I don't want to be viewed as a womaniser or whatever. I don't like going crazy crazy, I like having fun but it's nice to wake up in your own bed, isn't it?

The only real laughter comes from despair.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.