Fun Quotes - Page 138

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

Hearing him speak is so fun, reassuring I dare say. You can say all you like about Sihanouk: that he's an atrocious liar, a madman, a fraud, a swashbuckler, an international blot. You may think that, but you cannot deny how in this age in which the political arena seems to generate only dull, obtuse and boring characters with no imagination, he's a kind of miracle.

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'

Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets."

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

When we have a circle of friends, we have more fun. We get more done, we feel and are stronger, and we really do celebrate the power of our 'us.'

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

Life is so great. Life is so fun. Life is so great in my head because I see the love. I see what life could be. As long as I can fulfill it and fulfill my days, it will be fruitful and come about.

It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning and a time for play without seeing the vital connection between them.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

However muted its present appearance may be, sexual dominion obtains nevertheless as perhaps the most pervasive ideology of our culture and provides its most fundamental concept of power

Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. . . . I want to marry you. . . . I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

The present is the funeral of the past, And man the living sepulchre of life.

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling.

Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.