Fun Quotes - Page 136

You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get back. The key is don't leave until you have solved both problems.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

I'm a sucker for gag reels and teaser trailers for new seasons. One of the great parts of panels, especially on a show like 'Supernatural,' which can be so dark, it's fun to get up there and laugh and remember we're only telling a story. Seeing Eric Kripke and Ben Edlund up there being so funny always makes me laugh.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

I'm a little more goofy than I think people give me credit for. I like to have fun. I like to have a good time. People don't always get to see that.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. Never forget that the devil fell by force of gravity. He who has the faith has the fun.

I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

My own prejudices are exactly the opposite of the functionalists': "If you want to understand function, study structure".

I feel sure that coups d'état would go much better if there were seats, boxes, and stalls so that one could see what was happening and not miss anything.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

In effect we are, bending and breaking the rules of the language. And if someone were to ask why we do it, the answer is simply: for fun

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.

I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.