Fun Quotes - Page 134
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.35, Andrews McMeel Publishing
Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.223, Courier Corporation
Clinton Anderson (2013). “Clinton Anderson Philosophy”, p.37, Trafalgar Square Books
Charles R. Swindoll (2010). “Laugh Again / Hope Again: Two Books to Inspire a Joy-Filled Life”, p.96, Thomas Nelson Inc
Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
"Dandelion Mind". Stand-up Comedy Tour, 2010.
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
To Matthew Arnold, in G. W. E. Russell 'Collections and Recollections' (1898) ch. 23
Alan Cooper (1999). “The Inmates are Running the Asylum”, Sams Publishing
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)
In Harold Atkins and Archie Newman Beecham Stories (1978) p. 27
Venture Science Fiction, March 1958.
"A Chat With Stan Lee, `Godfather' Of Marvel Comics". Interview with Chip & Jonathan Carter, January 19, 1996.
An unlimited amount of ability can develop when parent and child are having fun together.
Dr. Shinichi Suzuki, Mary Louise Nagata (2014). “Ability Development from Age Zero”, p.24, Alfred Music