Fun Quotes - Page 133

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Slavery is the great and foul stain upon the North American Union. A dissolution, at least temporary, of the Union, as now constituted, would now be certainly necessary. The Union might then be reorganized on the fundamental principle of emancipation.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

Football - it's not fun when you lose. That's a heartbreaking thing. But then there's a new week, and a new opportunity and I definitely get happier and happier as that new opportunity approaches. So 'win the next game,' that's my mindset.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

Because we need Christmas we had better understand what it is and what it isn't. Gifts, holly, mistletoe, and red-nosed reindeer are fun as traditions, but they are not what Christmas is really all about. Christmas pertains to that glorious moment when the Son of our Father joined his divinity to our imperfect humanity.

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop

Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling. Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Consciousness cannot be accounted for in physical terms. For consciousness is absolutely fundamental. It cannot be accounted for in terms of anything else.

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.

I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me.

Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neighbors believe in and different from what your parents believe in. Stay true to yourself. Have your own opinion. Don't worry about what people say about you or think about you. Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying.