Fun Quotes - Page 130

Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

There's no better friend than a sister.

The fundamental law of the market is: the customer is always right.

I don't know how many people really knew who I was before the Olympics and that's the fun thing of the Olympics - you get to know someone who captures your heart, hopefully.

I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It depends on the mood, but we do go karaoke, my friends and I in Los Angeles, and it's a lot of fun.

Life is short, and it is here to be lived.

The fundamental goal of Buddhism is the realization of the peace and happiness of humankind.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books, you have to write about the interesting lawyers - the guys who steal all the money and take off. That's the fun stuff.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

We're sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you'll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday

There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around, so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on it-and it usually has. The cat may even be in it! I always put on stickers and beads and worry beads. You can get them from Greece, Israel, Palestine-from anywhere in the world. I always hang things on my bags because I don't like them looking like everyone else's.

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.

Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God.

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

It is ironic that the scientific facts throw Darwin out, but leave William Paley, a figure of fun to the scientific world for more than a century, still in the tournament with a chance of being the ultimate winner... Indeed, such a theory is so obvious that one wonders why it is not widely accepted as being self-evident. The reasons are psychological rather than scientific.

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.