Fun Quotes - Page 129

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d be hard on him. If I could I would put him in jail, out of the road of society. Because he’s a menace

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

My passionate belief is that business can be fun, it can be conducted with love and a powerful force for good.

Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.

She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Personal style is about taking a risk, trying something unexpected, and having fun with fashion, but always being true to yourself.

Follow your dreams as long as you live! Never be afraid to go out on the limb to live up to your expectations. Always do things your way and Have Fun!