Fun Quotes - Page 137

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

How can I lose to such an idiot?

He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

Fashion should be stylish and fun.

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide', and then one morning you wake up and realize you've done slid.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

I just believe in whatever you're going to do, even if it's work, have a little bit of fun attitude about it. You can be happy.

The thing I'll remember most about the flight is that it was fun. In fact, I'm sure it was the most fun that I'll ever have in my life.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

Bodybuilding is a hobby. At least for me it is. I've trained since i was 12 or 13 years old. It's a hobby I just have so much fun with it. I get so much enjoyment from it. To have your job as your hobby - life don't get better than that.

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind.

You dont make music for immortality you make music for the moment of capturing the sheer joy of being alive on planet earth, WOW! is this fun... this is just the greatest everybody should live it that way.

Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.

Is there something inside of you that is favoring peace? Because if there is, then congratulations: you are a human being. You have just reached, and felt, your most fundamental want.