Fun Quotes - Page 142

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

Eating out doesn't have to be a formula. Eating out is about having fun. I get really frustrated when it's badly done.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

Good grief. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, and at one another, in good spirit and without malice, then what fun can be left? If we must withhold all ribbing in the name of protecting everyone’s feelings, then we truly are a toothless society. We will reach what I call “the lowest common denominator of butthurt.

"No comment" is a comment.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head.

All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid and rubbed his eyes, and the kid could see. But he wasn't used to the light, 'cause it was bright, and he walked into traffic and was killed instantly. Okay, the people that are laughing right now? I'm gonna call you guys half-full. Because you're focusing on the important part of the story: the bracelets are working.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

But by the time I was 40, everything was winding down. It started after the war. On the plus side, there was more more products and technology. But for me the nightlife was winding down, the glamour, the fun.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Being confident in your own skin is very sexy. I think when you have fun and are yourself that is sexy too.

If you hold on to the handle, it's easier to maintain the illusion of control. But it's more fun if you just let the wind carry you.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.