Fun Quotes - Page 145

If you want to give the devil a nervous breakdown, just get up every day and see how much good you can do.

The days pass happily with me wherever my ship sails.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Every law is an infraction of liberty.

There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.

I'll say about Fueled By Ramen is, I don't know what anyone else's experience has been, but we signed to them as Fun. We already had a fanbase, we already had music out there so when they signed us they were signing our vision. I always think it's so weird when people think that Fueled By Raman are trying to change us or mould us into something else, as we weren't a bunch of kids playing in a garage who joined a label and then collectively worked on a vision, like, they signed us with the intention of letting us be Fun.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference, which is an elegant name for ignorance.

What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

Different constraints are decisive for different situations, but the most fundamental constraint is limited time.

Humor is the mask of wisdom.

My songs are like Bic razors. For fun, for modern consumption. You listen to it, like it, discard it, then on to the next. Disposable pop.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.