Fun Quotes - Page 148

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.

Success is all about consistency around the fundamentals.

But part of the job of economics is weeding out errors. That is much harder than making them, but also more fun.

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.

I'm interested in having fun with ideas, throwing them up in the air like confetti and then running under them.

Leather accents on pieces make it fun and spices up an outfit.

Even the gods love jokes.

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

We can work, study, laugh and have fun, dance, sing, and enjoy many different experiences. These are a wonderful part of life, but they are not central to why we are here. The opportunity to choose good over evil is precisely why we are here. Not one of us would say, "I want to choose evil." We all want to choose the right. However, the choice of good over evil is not always easy, because evil frequently lurks behind smiling eyes.

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

Money can't buy poverty.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

Sacred space and sacred time and something joyous to do is all we need. Almost anything then becomes a continuous and increasing joy. What you have to do, you do with play. I think a good way to conceive of sacred space is as a playground. If what you're doing seems like play, you are in it. But you can't play with my toys, you have to have your own. Your life should have yielded some. Older people play with life experiences and realizations or with thoughts they like to entertain. In my case, I have books I like to read that don't lead anywhere.