Fun Quotes - Page 151

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun fun. The most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one!

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

By getting to smaller and smaller units, we do not come to fundamental or indivisible units. But we do come to a point where further division has no meaning.

Disneyland will always be building and growing and adding new things... new ways of having fun, of learning things, and sharing the many exciting adventures which may be experienced here in the company of family and friends.

Now it is a funny thing about life. If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. If you utterly decline to make do with what you can get, then somehow or other, you are very likely to get what you want.

I always expected to be working construction with my family, so every day I get to travel the world and have fun with my friends is a bonus. I really enjoy pushing myself and so does my wife.

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I believe in love — yes, I'm one of those girls. Most of my friends believe in love. I went out with Katy Perry last night. She's so fun and awesome, but it's cool to see someone older believe in love too. She is all about it, and that's how I will always be. I believe in stories like, 'Oh, I met him in Starbucks.'

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Life is supposed to be fun! When you're having fun, you feel great and you receive great things! Having fun brings the life you want, and taking things too seriously brings a life you have to take seriously.

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"