Fun Quotes - Page 155

God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, "I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me."

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Always have fun with fashion. Dress to entertain yourself.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things . . . the trivial pleasure like cooking, one's home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard.

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

[Sunbathing nude] was a liberating experience. It felt unbelievably crazy to take off all my clothes and play in the sun. I've not had that much fun in so long.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

I don't remember a drama on TV that had shown a couple could be married but still love each other very much, spend every day as if they were still on their honeymoon, be sensuous, and have fun together.

Oh Tigger, where are your manners?" "I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon your goal; it will always be ahead of you.

There's no doubt about it: fun people are fun. But I finally learned that there is something more important, in the people you know, than whether they are fun. Thinking about those friends who had given me so much pleasure but who had also caused me so much pain, thinking about that bright, cruel world to which they'd introduced me, I saw that there's a better way to value people. Not as fun or not fun, or stylish or not stylish, but as warm or cold, generous or selfish. People who think about others and people who don't. People who know how to listen, and people who only know how to talk.

Very honest, I hope. God, I don't know. I hope I'm fun, I hope I am a good time. Spontaneous, surprising, affectionate? I hope, kind. Dancing a lot of dancing. I insist upon dancing. Anywhere. Anytime. The more dancing, the better

If you don't think too good, don't think too much.

Islam is a religion based upon knowledge, and a denial of the possibility and objectivity of knowledge would involve the destruction of the fundamental basis upon which not only the religion, but all the sciences are rooted.

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all seriously!

Human rights commissions, as they are evolving, are an attack on our fundamental freedoms and the basic existence of a democratic society... It is in fact totalitarianism. I find this is very scary stuff.