Fun Quotes - Page 160

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

If I had known being insane was so much fun, I'd have gone crazy long ago.

I'm doing a fun EP. It's called 'Songs in the Key of Phife: Eight Is Enough.' It's radio-friendly, but then a lot of it just has that raw hip-hop. Some of it will be vintage Tribe, but for the most part I'm just letting my voice be heard.

Think of your favorite teacher you ever had in school: the one who made it the most fun to go to class. They surprise you. They keep you guessing. They keep you coming back, wanting to know whats going to happen next.

Trust is the foundation of real teamwork. And so the first dysfunction is a failure on the part of team members to understand and open up to one another. And if that sounds touchy-feely, let me explain, because there is nothing soft about it. It is an absolutely critical part of building a team. In fact, it’s probably the most critical.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

Funk, gospel, blues is all out of slavery times, out of depression, out of sorrow.

I've reached a point where I'm comfortable in my own skin, and I do what I need to do, to feel good, but I'm built the way I am. The dancer's feet, the bruises on my legs, they're not going to go away. I think real girls have bruises. Tough chicks get bruised. They get dirty. And they have fun.

Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'

Remember to play after every storm.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?