Fun Quotes - Page 164

The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

HIP-HOP HAS DIFFERENT ELEMENTS DEALING WITH MUSIC, RAP, GRAFFITI ART, B-BOYS (WHAT YOU CALL BREAK BOYS)... AND ALSO DEALING WITH CULTURE, AND A WHOLE MOVEMENT DEALING WITH WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING, AS WELL AS PEACE UNITY AND FUN.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

It's definitely more fun playing a bad guy. It feels a lot better than playing one of the good guys.

Being in Christ, and united to Him, is the fundamental constitution of a Christian.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

The most fun I ever had in my life was hittin' a baseball. And the best sound I ever heard in my life was a ball hit with a bat. Powww!

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

Being beautiful can never hurt, but you have to have more. You have to sparkle, you have to be fun, you have to make your brain work if you have one.

It feels amazing to inspire little kids to want to do gymnastics and have fun with it.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Football, fraternities and fun have no place in the university. They were introduced only to entertain those who shouldn't be in the university.