Funny Quotes - Page 318

Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.

... the lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it's just under 7 seconds

And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car.

I blame al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!

Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them.

How can you lay siege to a whole country? Who is really under siege now? Baghdad cannot be besieged.

We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad.

The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.

Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport

Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

One hundred infidels committed suicide as they entered the holy city of Baghdad. Their tanks will become their tombs.

They will try to enter Baghdad, and I think this is where their graveyard will be.

The infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad... Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes.

What they say about a breakthrough is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places.

We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.

One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.

We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.

We will be victorious, and they will be defeated.

My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.

Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart.

I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away.