Fun Quotes - Page 284

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

The world is a globe — the farther you sail, the closer to home you are.

Our privacy is starting to be invaded and we can't get anything done. I'm happy with the fundraising but upset we don't have time to talk and meet with people.

As an actor, what I'm finding is that I really like the extremes. I think that's really fun to play with.

Have fun, be yourself, enjoy life and stay positive.

Fundamentals make the market.

People talk about dysfunctional families; I've never seen any other kind.

Whenever I hear the word "share" I would reach for a gun if I had one. "Share" is frequently followed by the word "feelings", and I have enough of my own thank you; please do us both a favor and repress yours.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

This deep agnosticism is more than the refusal of conventional agnosticism to take a stand on whether God exists or whether the mind survives bodily death. It is the willingness to embrace the fundamental bewilderment of a finite, fallible creature as the basis for leading a life that no longer clings to the superficial consolations of certainty.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.