Fun Quotes - Page 285

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

My mother was a very absent mother. She was going out, she was drinking a lot, she liked to have fun. It's fine with me. I have no bitterness about it. When I was 3, she went to America for months. I never had any problems with that. I even liked it.

I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.

Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?

It's art. It's commerce. It's heartbreaking and it's fun. It's a great way to live.

All I could think of when I got a look at the place from the outside was what fun it would be to stand out there and watch it burn down.

I’m going to make the wildly unfounded assumption that Satara’s dead by your hand and not Tory’s. Now, stay with me on this, Cajun. My father slit my throat and murdered my wife because he thought I’d betrayed him by getting married. Before that, he loved me more than his life and I was his last surviving child. His second in command. Now what do you think he’s going to do to you once he sees her body? I can assure you, it won’t be a fun-filled trip to Chuck E. Cheese. (Urian)

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

Taking people on a journey is the fundamental element of underground dance music. I don't sell records.

Individual and institutional investors alike frequently demonstrate an inability to make long-term investment decisions based on business fundamentals.

Touring and putting out records is fun and cool, but I've been doing it for a long time.

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.

Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.

I attempt to be who I am and it's fun. At the same time, growing up doing what I'm doing can be a little crazy.

Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the - he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do.

Its more fun to think of the future than dwell on the past.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

These dog bones are just making art the way art should be made, without any overarching reference. Just for fun, if you can imagine that-art for fun.

I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds.

No one can tell me what to do on my skateboard. My skateboard is my safe spot. I can learn tricks, I can have fun, I can do whatever I want on my skateboard.

For me there has never been an amount of money that makes it worth doing something that is not fun.

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".