Fun Quotes - Page 283

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Canada is the linchpin of the English-speakin g world

It's supposed to be fun, the man says 'Play Ball' not 'Work Ball' you know.

Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.

Have fun storming the castle!

Between grief and nothing, I will take grief.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

I don't need 15 houses. Owning real estate doesn't mean much to me. I don't like to think about things like that. I don't need 12 boats, or even the world's largest boat with a crew of 80. I'd have to take care of them, to worry about them. I get a lot more fun out of life without all the bells and whistles.

Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.

Too soon we breast the tape and too late we realize the fun lay in the running. We deny that the end justifies the means without ever stopping to consider that for practical purposes the End and the Means are one and the same thing. If there is to be any satisfaction in life it must come in transit, for who can tell when he will be struck down in mid-method?

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid, since he thought all questions were stupid.

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

...now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal.

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."

To then be on set [of The Flash] the next day over a meta human carcass talking about stratum corneum with Barry Allen, I was, like, fan girling out a little bit. I had to calm myself down a few times. But it makes it fun, coming in as a fan.

My childhood was extremely lonely. I was dyslexic and lots of kids make fun of me. That experience made me tough inside, because you learn to quietly accept ridicule.

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.