Fun Quotes - Page 203

It’s the strangest thing about this church - it is obsessed with sex, absolutely obsessed. Now they will say we, with our permissive society and rude jokes, are obsessed. No, we have a healthy attitude. We like it, it’s fun, it’s jolly; because it’s a primary impulse it can be dangerous and dark and difficult. It’s a bit like food in that respect, only even more exciting. The only people who are obsessed with food are anorexics and the morbidly obese, and that in erotic terms is the Catholic church in a nutshell.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.

Life is nothing to be very serious about. Life is a ball in your hands to play with. Don’t hold on to the ball.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

It's really fun to be in a film that's pure entertainment, that people want to go and see. I think, in the current climate, the state of things, people want escapism.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor.

It's hard to explain the fun to be found in seeing the right kind of bad movie.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

If you don't do it excellently, don't do it at all. Because if it's not excellent, it won't be profitable or fun.

The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

All the fun is in how you say a thing.

... don't be afraid to screw up !... one of the key issues to learning is making mistakes ... if you're not making mistakes, you're probably not having a very good time

Myths are fun, as long as you don't confuse them with the truth.

Rock music is becoming stale. Let's put the fun back.

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

The fundamental desire of life is the desire to exist.

What is your major malfunction?

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.