Fun Quotes - Page 202

One day in the afternoon of the world, glum death will come and sit in you, and when you get up to walk, you will be as glum as death, but if you're lucky, this will only make the fun better and the love greater.

The face of "evil" is always the face of total need. A dope fiend is a man in total need of dope. Beyond a certain frequency need knows absolutely no limit or control. In the words of total need: "Wouldn't you?" Yes you would. You would lie, cheat, inform on your friends, steal, do anything to satisfy total need. Because you would be in a state of total sickness, total possession, and not in a position to act in any other way. Dope fiends are sick people who cannot act other than they do. A rabid dog cannot choose but bite.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

Fashion is fun, ridiculously fun. But it's base and it's wrong. You're not doing anything good for the world. You're just saying, 'Buy it, buy it, buy it.

Guys who are charismatic and fun-loving and sweet and generous are the ones I want to date.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

Writing stopped being fun when I discovered the difference between good writing and bad and, even more terrifying, the difference between it and true art. And after that, the whip came down.

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

To establish any mode to abolish war, however advantageous it might be to Nations, would be to take from such Government the most lucrative of its branches.

It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

My business is hurting people.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Don't worry that you can't seem to come up with sure billion dollar winners at first. Just do projects for yourself for fun. You'll get better and better.

Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.

Symbolism exists to adorn and enrich, not to create an artificial sense of profundity.