Fun Quotes - Page 205

If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

Acting is an empty and useless profession.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

Health care and education, in my view, are next up for fundamental software-based transformation.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

My dad was in a fraternity back in the 1950s, and they sound really fun back then. Nowadays they sound like they can get a little heavy-duty in terms of the hazing and the drinking. Im not so much into the idea of being made to do a bunch of insane stuff just so I can have the privilege of hanging around certain people... Thats probably why I was never in a fraternity.

How many people can you claim truly care about you? I mean, not just the people in your life who are fun to hang out with, not just the people who you love and trust. But people who feel good when you are happy and successful, feel bad when you are hurt or going through a hard time, people who would walk away from their lives for a little while to help you with yours?

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.

Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You can't put on make-up, or dress yourself, or do you hair with any sort of fun or joy if you're doing it from a position of correction.

The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

The same people who never did their homework in high school are still doing that to this very day out in the real world.

My arms are too short to box with God.

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.

I find that rock climbing is the finest, most healthiest sport in the whole world. It is much healthier than most; look at baseball, where 10 000 sit on their ass to watch a handful of players

Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me for dinner. I'm just being honest. Plus, the wives can't go and I'd rather see the wives be able to go instead of just all the guys. That makes it fun.

I fish because I love to . . . because I love the environs where trout are found . . . because I suspect that men are going along this way for the last time, and I for one don’t want to waste the trip . . . and, finally, not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant––and not nearly so much fun.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.